i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life

Words of wisdom

(via hawkwardness)

me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
me: gets in bed
me: how was earth created
me: who made microwaves
me: how does the internet even work
me: i'm hungry
me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
me: too tired to sleep

"I wonder
whose arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved."

this becomes almost deeper when you think of non-romantic loves too (via comines)

(Source: abbycogen, via ebonyzerscrooge)

How to Dance

America: 1, 2, 3, 4. 1, 2, 3, 4. Aaaaaand spin 1, 2, 3, 4. 1, 2, 3 ,4.
Korea: 2 JUMPS TIMES THREE SLIDES TO THE TEN AND A HALF POWER, ADD 25 SPINS TO THE LEFT, SUBTRACT FROM YOUR AGE AND YOU'LL GET THE NUMBER OF BACKFLIPS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EXECUTE, ADD 30 MORE HIP THRUSTS, TURN LEFT ABOUT TWO AND A HALF TIMES, GET TWO OTHER MEMBERS AND BACKFLIP OVER THEM, MULTIPLY THE MOVEMENT OF YOUR FEET BY 11, DROP TO THE FLOOR, DO THE WORM, JUMP BACK UP ABOUT THREE FEET FROM THE GROUND, SPIN THREE TIMES AND THEN YOU'RE DONE.

severalbadpunslater:

I appreciate shonen anime characters’ ability to overcome things like the laws of physics and biology with sheer willpower.

(via ocarinaofcats)

echosong:

its never too late for a naruto phase

(Source: hinatashoyo, via weenie-kun)

capwidows:

comic con is so star studded you can form constellations

(Source: capwidows, via agent-avenger)

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via lady-faelan)

purehfied:

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

(Source: insanihty, via suck-me-straighty)

The Female Titan | EP17

(Source: envy-and-pride, via the-half-baked-alchemist)