lelouchvibritanniaa:

2087:

queenpalms:

id line a walkway with these

I would too.

le-crazy-dragon-lady

lelouchvibritanniaa:

2087:

queenpalms:

id line a walkway with these

I would too.

le-crazy-dragon-lady

livefitdiefit:

amai-mirai:

This is the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

Once upon a time, beauty and the beast !

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vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

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vvhitechicks:

majere636:

vvhitechicks:

if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate

as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate

actual scientific proof

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elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

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brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

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"Only a bad musician blames their instument"

My music teacher, when I said I couldn’t play because my recorder was broken. It was literally in two pieces. (via pandyssian)

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shaxaphone:

your honor, my client is innocent. like, come on. for real. come on, your honor. seriously dude

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