i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life
Words of wisdom
An ongoing compilation of the interesting and artistic.
You'll find a little bit of everything in here..
|me:||im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..|
|me:||gets in bed|
|me:||how was earth created|
|me:||who made microwaves|
|me:||how does the internet even work|
|me:||feels bad about something i did 4 years ago|
|me:||remembers 73 unfinished tasks|
|me:||too tired to sleep|
|America:||1, 2, 3, 4. 1, 2, 3, 4. Aaaaaand spin 1, 2, 3, 4. 1, 2, 3 ,4.|
|Korea:||2 JUMPS TIMES THREE SLIDES TO THE TEN AND A HALF POWER, ADD 25 SPINS TO THE LEFT, SUBTRACT FROM YOUR AGE AND YOU'LL GET THE NUMBER OF BACKFLIPS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EXECUTE, ADD 30 MORE HIP THRUSTS, TURN LEFT ABOUT TWO AND A HALF TIMES, GET TWO OTHER MEMBERS AND BACKFLIP OVER THEM, MULTIPLY THE MOVEMENT OF YOUR FEET BY 11, DROP TO THE FLOOR, DO THE WORM, JUMP BACK UP ABOUT THREE FEET FROM THE GROUND, SPIN THREE TIMES AND THEN YOU'RE DONE.|